i did not know this...

but apparently, you can orally injest propofol. i thought it had to be injected. i could totally see michael jackson snapping out of his coma, see the bottle on the table, and down it. he was a freaky drug addict..  freaky drug addicts DO  shit like that.  i think there's reasonable doubt, and therefore you cannot convict. i predict dr. murray will walk on this.

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this is debra oberlin. she used to be the president of mothers against drunk driving. she was arrested on feb 18th in gainsville florida driving with a blood alcohol level of .239!!! thats not drunk, thats fucking WASTED! behind the wheel...really?

khaddfys' sons are actually kinda hot

theyre both very handsome...too bad

thanks alot paula deen...

i made bread pudding yesterday with a receipe i found online from paula deen. it was so sickenly sweet, i threw it in the disposal. the blades will probably get a cavity just from grinding that shit up.

ok..im hooked on the real housewives of miami now...

this is marysols' mother. she, alone, is worth it.

bring in the special forces...

this is going to be a jim jones/peoples temple thing all over again only on a MUCH larger scale if we don't go in there and take him out

tranny burger?

seriously..thats the first thing thru my mind when i read this. tranny burger. turkey burger came next. maybe im watching too much of rupauls drag race...

the amazing michael lohan...

in a statement to reporters yesterday after lindsays court hearing, michael lohan said the jewelry store "tricked" lindsay into taking the necklace.

i don't want to sound like werner erhard here, BUT...

11:11 has something to say about what is happening in the mid-east right now.  11:11 philosophy says that now....THIS time period on this earth, is when a new, higher state of consciousness will start to take hold of people... bring about change within the world. change for the better. people are starting to question why, and why not, and move toward a more fulfilling and profound sense of themselves. i'm delighted to be on the cusp of it. it's all good. right time/right place.

really...

el pollo loco today. ive never been thanked for being inconvenienced before. how special...

judge joe brown

i got a letter yesterday from the producers of the judge joe brown show. they want me to put my small claims case on the show. i gotta call them monday morning and check this out. they tape right down the street at sunset gower studios. ill probably do it because they guarantee that ill get paid within 30 days if i win and i also get paid an appearance fee.

i just got invited to a party because of how i look...

its fabulous. friend, kindof, just called me and asked me if i could attend a party at his hollywood hills home. i asked "why me?" cuz we dont know each other THAT well.  he sez "cuz youre cute...youre good eye candy" im going...

i want a Wii...

i want just dance!!!

i dont really tell people about this, but...

my critical thinking class will be examining the 60's and what went down in this country in that time period. the cuban missle crisis is one area of interest to me, as i was born on October 22 1962. on 10/22/62 president kennedy went to the airwaves to tell america that nuclear war with russia was a real threat. my mother tells me that the fear that went through her, listening to the president that night, put her into labor, and out i came. click here to see youtube speech president kennedy gave that night, and the picture you see above is from life magazine. it is a hardware store in omaha, showing americans glued to any television set they could find....the day i was born....

first day of school today...

classes start at 9am. here we go...

prince kicks kim kardashian off stage...

click here to see prince kick kim kardashian off his stage. hahahaha!!!

this caught my eye the other day...

thats alot of eleven elevens'

really???

i was out at ucla today at reagan medical center and noticed that nancy reagan has her own "tower" of the hospital. really? what did she do to deserve a tower? what did he do ever to get a whole hospital?? this whole ronald reagan warm fuzzy 100th birthday shit is just that...shit. reagan was an asshole...

i had to laugh...

i take a cruise through the out of the closet thrift store here on sunset every few days looking for art supplies on the cheap. canvas, frames etc..i saw this easy bake oven for sale, and it took me back to my childhood. my grandma rosie bought me an easy bake oven for christmas one year against the wishes of my mother. apparently she had asked my mother ahead of time if it was okay to give me an easy bake oven and my mom said "NO!" but grandma rosie went and did it anyway because she knew i wanted it more than anything. my brothers got BB guns, and i got the easy bake oven! i guess i was kinda gay at a very young age...heehee ;)

maybe jennifer aniston will announce she is adopting a little eskimo baby...

that hasn't been done yet. it can be the new black..

who fucking cares...

the man who needs to take over egypt...

mohamed elbaradei. he's a nobel laureate. he oversaw the united nations nuclear watchdog program. he doesnt like isreal. put him in, i say...