t h e... H o l l y w o o d R e p o r t e r
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Hollywood, CA, United States
professionally manipulated observations on politics, media and celebrity as i see it from my teetering perch just below the hollywood sign

Thursday, July 28, 2011

texting...

i had this text conversation with a buddy today about money, and then it turned to dick size on black men. he said not all big, i said i know. i said that must be rough to know that you disappoint everyone the first time they see you naked because you KNOW they expect to see a big one.

i am a parent to my own inner child...

so the next time someone asks me if i have any children, im going to say yes, i have one..it's me..

new hampshire teenager goes missing this week...

i think she ran away. to the dentist...

lesbians are just dickless men...

i'd have an attitude problem too if i had been born without my boy junk...

Monday, July 25, 2011

jaycee dugard blah blah blah...

a big chunk of a life lost due to the failure of the system. the state of california settled with her out of court for 20 million dollars. what about the men who get exonerated after 20 years behind bars because of dna evidence. those are big chunks of lives lost due to failures of the system. nobody hears much about them and i HIGHLY doubt they even get any money.

i wasn't looking for this information, but i happened to notice it on a news report...

the norwegian shooter claims membership in the knights templar. that shit goes WAY back to the foundations of the christian church. they were the elite guard that was supposed to protect the secret story that christ didnt die on the cross but allegedly made his way via boat across the mediterranean sea to the south of france, and fathered children with mary magadalene. they have also allegedly been ruthless terrorists throughout history, stopping at nothing to protect the lineage of christ. it's spooky stuff...very davinci code/illuminati. what happened in norway is awful, but it's not something new...

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Sunday, July 17, 2011

really cute baby..

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local news coverage of womens soccer match final. it's the baby. how cute is he?

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

if casey anthony had been convicted...

she would have gotten her ASS kicked in prison for killing a kid.  now that she won't be going to prison, i'm not so sure that she'll be able to avoid that prison style justice. she's gonna get her ass kicked..or shes gonna get killed. girls got a rough ride ahead of her...