Monday, May 30, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
the wal mart in joplin missouri was blow apart by a tornado. there were alot of powerful prescription drugs in the pharmacy. do you suppose there are people out looking for vicodin and morphine laying around on the ground?
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011
stephen hawking is catching grief for recently stating that there is no heaven. everyone is HEARING that he said there is no god. thats not what he said folks, he simply stated that nowhere within the physical parameters of our universe does there exist a place that contains pearly gates.
i think...that anyone who truely believes the world will end at 6pm today should burn all of their money. if you take alot of cash out of circulation, you could reset the world financial market and end the economic crisis. the US dollar would be worth more than a dollar if there were less OF them. i urge all evangelicals to do this for the good of the country. burn your money now, fools! AND..if it doesn't happen...the world does not end today, i think all evangelicals should take this as a sign that they are WRONG, and they should just shut the fuck up from here on out.
Friday, May 20, 2011
i kinda hope its a dna match for the unibomber. the feds think he might be the tylenol killer from back in the 80's in chicago. it was 1985 and i remember being on a coke and beer run with my crazy black friend gwen. she was the age i am now then, and i was about 21. we went to the walgreens at north and wells in chicago, and at the register she turns to me, both of us coked and drunk out of out minds and sez "you know baby this is the walgreeens they sold all that tylenol at..."
Thursday, May 19, 2011
it doesn't go well...
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
you cant tell me that the family members of the illegitimate childs mother did not notice very early on that her kid was a half breed. i'll bet that child support payment was a blanket payment to ALOT of folks to keep their guacamoles shut...
Monday, May 16, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
face transplant recipients look like frankenstein. you're wondering how the child reacted to seeing her fathers new face for the first time? she probably screamed. probably scared her half to death
Saturday, May 7, 2011
live from exposition park, reported alex michallson interviewing the head coach of the la sparks. womans baketball coach lending her support to breast cancer research. i admire the concept but i think this big dyke is out here for the titties for another reason too....