t h e... H o l l y w o o d R e p o r t e r
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professionally manipulated observations on politics, media and celebrity as i see it from my teetering perch just below the hollywood sign

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

the lost penguin...

the penguin that recently turned up in new zealand, and had to be operated on because it ate sand thinking it was food? well, its doing well, and thanks to an international businessman, will be returned to antarctica sometime next year. here's the conversation the penguin has with his buddies upon his return..."i was in this strange place, and they put things up my butt, and put some weird probe inside me. then i woke up and found myself back here again...aliens..theyre real..."

i bet you one hundred million bazillion (cuz im pretty sure of this one) dollars that...

oprahs team is working on getting the first interview with amanda knox once she is freed from that italian prison.  its gonna happen, and oprah is too full of herself to not throw her hat in the ring...

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Monday, June 27, 2011

the kid should have kept running...

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the more detailed story on the news this morning on this kid is that he is here undocumented and speaks no english. the argument he had with his stepmom that sent him running was that she told him he was going to have to learn to speak english. seriously, that was the argument. the kid should have kept running...back to mexico. that si riduculoso!

sometimes i pretend i'm christie brinkley..

if you want to walk like christie brinkley in "uptown girl" you have to set the treadmill to 3.8 mph

Sunday, June 26, 2011

alcoholics can be very entertaining...

take ramona from real housewives of new york. she's always lit up. look at her eyes, man..she's lit up ALL the time!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Friday, June 24, 2011

they really should have put the camera on her feet instead...

i'm just not into the huge talking breast shot. it's almost pornographic. thanks abc7...
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it happens...

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if i were denise dador, i would have wanted to die. she's a reporter here at abc7 wrapping up her story about a paralyzed teenager graduating from high school. she mistakenly said he walked into his graduation..i mean wheeled...

casey anthony's mother watches the view...

this week on the view, the ladies got into a heated discussion about casey anthonys' mother and to what extent this trial is tearing her heart out. joy behar took the bold stance to say that if that were her daughter on trial, she would do ANYTHING to make sure she did not receive the death penalty...including, being willing to lie on the stand.  yesterday casey anthonys' mother testified that SHE was the one who searched the term "chloroform" on the computer.  it changes the game..puts the death penalty option in jeopardy.  casey anthony owes joy behar lunch ...or something...

Thursday, June 23, 2011

rocco dispiritos delusional chef...

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this is from the most recent rocco's dinner party. i cannot imagine WHO on earth looks at this dude and thinks he's pretty. wow...maybe his mom?

Monday, June 20, 2011

follow me on twitter too!

click the "twitter" icon in the spindug title to take you to my twitter profile. i'm a new twit. follow me dammit...

Sunday, June 19, 2011

northern trust should be ashamed of themselves...

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this is the problem i have with republicans in general. northen trust is letting super rich people know that they can help them to pay as little tax on their money as possible. "take medications away from old people so you can spend more time in monte carlo..."  i'd be ashamed of myself if i really thought that.

Monday, June 13, 2011

excuse me, miss ross...

videooprah niggerd out. diana ross made her do this. it was part of the deal....

Thursday, June 9, 2011

i saw this firetruck out the window today...

that pink building on the corner is the backend of the hollywood palladium. the academy awards show, the wizard of oz year, was held in that bldg. i dig living amongst history like this.

le bron james threw game 4 of the nba finals...

dallas was down by 9 going into the 4th quarter. le bron did NOT score a single point the entire 4th quarter, and dallas ended up winning. le bron james can throw up 3 pointers blindfolded. you cannot tell me his not scoring a single point the entire 4th quarter was accidental. the longer the series goes on, the more money everyone makes. its all about the money....

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

anthony weinergate...

NO ONE is physically attracted to this. the only way he HAS sex is because of his position and power. sexting is just about getting accolade and affirmation about that power. he needs to go..

Friday, June 3, 2011

omg...really?

i see someone scribbled 420 over the sign also. probably some stoner pervert...

dr kevorkian passes...

i recall a quote by him. when asked what prison was like, he replied "loud ...and boring"