t h e... H o l l y w o o d R e p o r t e r
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Hollywood, CA, United States
professionally manipulated observations on politics, media and celebrity as i see it from my teetering perch just below the hollywood sign

Thursday, March 31, 2011

hot tub action last night...

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this was so funny. we were ignoring this dude, and he knew i was filming. he starts to show off for the camera.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

hey marcel, watch this...

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i love this commercial too. are you listening to me? marcel?

you can deal with this or you can deal with that...

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kia soul commercial.  do dah dippity

another oprah's a phoney rant...

season 25 behind the scenes this week is the backstory to the australia visit.  they have just wrapped up a day in melbourne, and oprah is pow wowing with her staff about how it went down. oprah is upset because she felt the whole segment was about her and lacked any significant purpose other than to gather a bunch of people to shout "all hail oprah" she is berating her staff.  really?  if you wanted a talking point, you would have put it in the script. so either oprah is totally incompetent and had no clue going into the event what she was going to be talking about OR oprah is a phoney motherfucker who is trying to pretend she cares about something other than self promotion. and making more money.

this is my new favorite tee shirt...

oprah is a drag queen...

this is oprah getting her makeup put on. its drag queen transformational makeup.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

i think this is a great picture...

my reflection in the glass doors to the W on hwd blvd at vine

you cannot call the phone company...

ive been on the phone now for about 25 minutes, trying to reach a real operator or customer service rep at AT and T. you cannot do it. you cannot call the original phone company anymore...

Thursday, March 24, 2011

It's 3o'clock and I've only eaten an apple today and I'm not hungry. And I'm not on drugs. What's up with that?

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

this is at the home depot in hollywood...

i just noticed this placard on the front entrance to the hollywood home depot

KABC reporting from elizabeth taylors star on the walk of fame today

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buh bye liz...

this is how i first met liz taylor. i saw her on the lucy show with richard burton. the story line on the show was that lucy somehow got ahold of the huge diamond burton gave taylor and it got stuck on her finger. what a life. well played elizabeth, we will miss you...

winning...

bottled water distributers in tokyo..duh, winning!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

i have a new piece of vuitton..

and thats pronounced whee tahn

christiano has arrived...

hottest new artist in hollywood. his stuff is everywhere. this guy just blew up. look for it

ok, so charlie was on jimmy kimmel last night...

he face planted a full mouth kiss on jimmy kimmel, and gave him this cup/mug with pictures of two foxes taped to the sides of the glass.  charlie said he would let jimmy figure out what that meant.  i think its a reference to two girls and a cup. only its two foxes and a cup. an obvious reference to charlies off the chain sex life. google video two girls and a cup if this doesnt sound familiar to you...

Sunday, March 20, 2011

i love the rain...

l. ron hubbard had quite an imagination...

he was a science fiction writer, not a religious leader. how did his fantasy stories become a religion? i'll tell you..taxes. forming a religion saved having to pay taxes on the book profits. genius. religious doctrine? are you fucking kidding me??

Friday, March 11, 2011

i don't know alot about tsunami's...

but i'm pretty sure you can ride the wave on a surfboard, from hawaii all the way to gilligans island...and back again.  i saw that on a tv show once, so it must be true.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

great white count off california coast..

new report in says that there are approximately 200 great white sharks living off the entire coast of california. apparently, its not a great place for a great white.  200 or 200 thousand, no matter...it really only takes just one....

two and a half adults...

i think they should recast charlie sheen. put in jenny mccarthy and call it two and a half adults. mix it up and have fun with it. if they put another male in there to take over sheens role, you will get maybe 6 episodes of curiosity viewers and then it will get cancelled midseason. shit..its going to get cancelled anyway so why not do something outrageous to serve as a final bookend to the show. or do nothing and wrap it up now.

suri cruise is frickin 5 years old...

why does this kid still have a pacifier in her mouth?  maybe she inherited her fathers oral fixations...

this dumb bitch...

just got kicked out of celebrity rehab by dr drew. he told her her only addiction was to drama and told her to leave. 

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

i find it hard to believe that..

either oprah or her "team" didn't put this together.  behind the scenes season 25 on OWN IS fascinating, BUT reality television doesn't always put people in their best light, and from a PR perspective, showing what oprah is like behind the scenes is not a good idea.  i've watched all of the episodes, and i come away with it that oprah is quite arrogant. she refuses to accept that she might be wrong about something, and she is REAL phoney with alot of people. yeah, the show is interesting..ratings gold for a new network, but... my opinion of miss winfrey went right in the toilet because of it.

Monday, March 7, 2011

check out what time that first train to union station pulls out...

thats my kinda ride

not all feminine washes control odor...

this is from a vagisil commercial. the female announcer says that she just found out the "hard" way that not all feminine washes control odor. what is the "hard" way to find out your vagina is smelly? if we believe the actors in this spot, the hard way is by having one of these women in the background tell you to your face, and then laugh about it, that your cootch is rotted out. that would be kinda hard to take, i guess...

the lamp shade..

is finished..finally. it is my design and execution. i think it looks fabulous!

smart move, kamofie jewelers...

kamofie is the jewelry store in venice where lindsay lohan apparently pulled off the alleged heist. they just sold surveillance video of lindsay shopping in the store to entertainment tonite for thirty grand. the only time that video has any value is now, before a verdict is given. once she is found guilty or not guilty, the video doesnt mean anything anymore, and therefore has no value to anyone. kamofie only stands to retrieve the value of the necklace, which is two thousand dollars. big deal.  free press on entertainment tonite?..priceless. thirty grand for the video?..amazing.  i would have done exactly the same thing.  bravo kamofie!

when i first heard this, i thought it was silly, but...

the more i hear about what happened, the more it sounds bad for prince andrew...i get the concern.  prince andrew apparently knows a registered sex offender in florida. big deal, i thought. the reality of it is that prince andrew flew from england to florida to celebrate the child molesters release from prison on sex charges. it also appears that the pervert also paid off a sizeable chunk of fergies debt. knowing a pervert is one thing..i know ALOT of perverts, but, if my mother was the queen of england, i would NOT be flying across the pond to celebrate a chomo's release from the pokey, AND allow myself to be photographed with one of his underage hookers. BAD judgement call all the way around andy...scrutiny deserved!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

mitra made an interesting comment..

about the oscars. she noticed not too many women wearing necklaces. she thinks its because of the lindsay lohan incident. jewelers and or actresses are gun shy about taking jewelry on loan.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

just remember...

its not kittys fault!

so christina aguilera is in the west hollywood jail right now..

her boyfriend was driving and got pulled over this morning. he got arrested and charged with dui. she was too drunk to be released on her own, and did not have anyone to come pick her up from the jail. really? where's her fucking publicist or her agent? they couldnt come get her to avoid this embarrassment?  i would get new representation christina...