Monday, January 31, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
so..im watching oprah..behind the scenes season 25. in one of these "unscripted" moments in her office with her producers, they are discussing the katherine jackson interview. she turns to her executive producer, sherri shalata and tells her "i was on the phone with my friend gayle king yesterday.." sherri shalata knows what gayle kings last name is...excuseme? reeeal phoney lookin..
unless shangela is paying some or all of the production cost for drag race, she has no business being there. the "casting extravaganga" showcases all of this talent from around the country that you ignored so that you could bring back someone(shangela)who has already had her shot and proven she doesnt have what it takes to be americas next drag superstar. it really makes you look bad, rupaul, to thumb your nose at obvious talent, to patronize shangela. shame on you...
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
vegas casino. seriously..it was just on the news. apparently security cameras will detect your fall, and alert help with defibrillators. statistically the place for the fastest response time. i dunno...i think the best place to have a heart attack would be in the hospital...
prince fredric von anhalt is going to stick her in a nursing home now, and move into a sweet condo in weho. he's a homo. i see him at gay starbucks on smb ALL the time. and that military uniform? ill betcha he's a real drill sargent in the bedroom...
yesterday, the judge in the dr.conrad murray manslaughter trial said he WILL allow cameras in the courtroom. its gonna be oj all over again! ill even go down there, cuz you know its going to be a circus every day outside that downtown courthouse. latoya, jermaine...jermajesty...all the freaky things you expect fom a circus..
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
putin vows revenge for moscow terrorist bomb. let er rip, vlad...show us what you got. the time is now to send a STRONG and CLEAR message to extremist organizations who kill innocent people that "we aint playin no more.." (do i sound like ne ne on real housewives of atlanta?) hahaha
Monday, January 24, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
oprah is teasing america saying she has a big family secret to reveal on monday. ill betcha its that one of her dogs has leukemia. "this shook me to my core..." she says. its drama to build viewership. its going to be a big dissapointment on monday for all the idiots buying into the hype.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
click here to see the story. rite on joan!
woodland hills high school parents are up in arms with the lausd because their children were on lockdown yesterday due to a shooter at their school who wounded a police officer and is still at large. the parents are pissed because the kids werent allowed to leave the rooms they were in when the shooting started. they had to pee in the trashcans. are you freeking kidding? someone is shooting up your childs school and youre mad cuz little bobby had to pee in the garbage can?
watching kcal news at noon and the newscaster says that congresswoman gabrielle giffords has passed another milestone today...im like "ah..is she farting okay now?" its like everyday she does something amazing "opened her eyes"... "squeezed a finger" ..."passed gas normally" im so happy for her...
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
chinese president hu jintao is in washington for a state dinner. this is a huge move by obama intended to create better relations between the us and china. john boehner just snubbed hu jintao and said he wont attend the state dinner. why? hes an asshole, and is trying to undermine obama on a world stage. what a prick.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
haitian police took duvalier into custody this morning.
Monday, January 17, 2011
ive been around. this is the only time i recall seeing this. the intersection of westwood and le conte is an everybody move at once intersection. the crosswalks run diagonal as well as usual. its everybody move in all directions, then everybody stop. weird, but i guess it must work..
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Saturday, January 15, 2011
im watching abc world news with david muir. before station break he gives a preview of whats on deck when they come back. he says something about an abc staffer wounded in tuscon who returned to work yesterday. he says "was it a miracle?" i was like "i dunno...call the pope...they're lookin right now..."
single mom in utah with an estranged husband. why is the media vilifying this guy because he has a rap sheet. like he doesnt deserve her money because they are estrangerd. maybe she's a fucking bitch. thats why theyre estranged. keep the judgements out of it and give the man his money. sheeez!
the true price of things at Ross is not paid in money, but in time. ur there forever trying to check out. my secret is to always throw something into ur cart u dont want. now the next time u shop, u have something to return...and the returns line is express...
Friday, January 14, 2011
catholics are now trying to make john paul a saint. he has to have performed two verifiable miracles to become a saint, so catholics are scrambling to come up with a second miracle as it appears they have only one documented. do you realize how riduculous this even sounds? theyll come up with something. this is why i do not follow a organized religion, its all bullshit, smoke and mirrors
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
if i could take his picture. he looked like he could go off about it, so i captured a mental image of a homeless man on samo yesterday, who, through all the grime and dirt, drugs and despair, was a physically gorgeous man. perfect features. a true stunner, and it broke my heart to see it. i wanted his picture, and i wanted to title it "the failure of beauty"
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
and i lost. i was walking to the bathroom, and i see this small brownish thing lying on the floor, by the bed. i go to pick it up, and stop myself. wait, i say...lets play a game. can u identify the mystery object before you pick it up. i looked and looked without bending to get a closer look and decided what i was looking at looked like a kernel of semi burnt popcorn. i ate a bowl in bed a few days ago, and it w a s a little burnt. it was a piece of chocolate chip cookie. i lost, but i popped the cookie bit in my mouth, and said YUM i win anyway...
Monday, January 10, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
i went to home depot yesterday to get the conduit for brians drapes. i needed 4 lengths and wrote them down on a paper and stuffed it in my back pocket. i even double checked before i walked out the door to make sure i had the measurements. i thought wouldnt that be awful to get all the way down there and then not have the exact measurements with me. well, im in home depot, and i reach for the measurements...and its not there. i get frantic searching all pockets. its not there. i had a breakdown. i said out loud "i cant fucking believe this" and i just stood there for a minute with my head down...trying to breath calmly and i said it again. slowly. i. cant. fucking. believe. this. i put the paper purposely in my back left pocket because nothing else goes there. i didnt want it in my front pocket because the phone and keys go there and paper could accidentally get pulled out and lost when the phone or the keys get pulled out. i enacted safety measures to make sure this didnt happen and it did. it blew me away. how did i lose that paper en route? i dont know...talk about pissed off...
Saturday, January 8, 2011
the huge muscle creep from my gym? well...its my personality type to let him know i dont like him. a look isnt enough, there needs to be a verbal delivery. he has this habit of talking on his cell phone in the gym. loudly. nightclubs, jewelry, bitches..all for everyone to hear. next time the situation presents, im going to fake getting a call. "oh..yes, hi..yeah i can talk. hold on though, let me get to someplace private. i dont want to look like an ass by blowing up everyones gym experience with my personal phone calls, u know, im not that stupid..." and then i leave. he probably will punch me in the face next time he sees me in the garage, but that could be hot. maybe we'll end up having sex, u never know.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
im walking back from my meeting with mike lawson, and i pass a person on the sidewalk talking loudly into a cell phone perched on their ear, and the guy says "well, im just gonna go get some crystal then..." it made me laugh all the way down the street. i thought well, you go on. get u some crystal. shits some kick, just be careful with it though!! hahahaha
there's this huge muscle black guy who has started training at my private gym. im starting to run into him in the mornings here and there. i have to finish up when he comes in because i can feel such an awful vibe from him, it's like breathing smog. serious serious attitude. picture pigpen from snoopy bringing in this cloud of arrogance and attitude that pollutes the whole gym. i go back later, i got all day...