the lost penguin...

the penguin that recently turned up in new zealand, and had to be operated on because it ate sand thinking it was food? well, its doing well, and thanks to an international businessman, will be returned to antarctica sometime next year. here's the conversation the penguin has with his buddies upon his return..."i was in this strange place, and they put things up my butt, and put some weird probe inside me. then i woke up and found myself back here again...aliens..theyre real..."