princess beatrices' fascinator...

she looks like a man...

why donald trump is running for president...

does he want the job? hell no.  do you have any idea how much control of his personal life and what comes out of his mouth he would have to give up if he were to become president? its never going to happen..he does NOT want the job.  so why is he running?  he knows he cant win.  its the spectacle of the run.  all that free face time, a chance to blow his own horn, and a BIG loser bash at mar lago.  social event of the season. melania probably has randolph duke working on the dress already. i love it.

i take this shit seriously...

i was out in the parking garage blowin a cig. in my head, im running this current facebook conversation i'm having with damien around and around. he told me im crazy, and i said "im not crazy, i take risks."  i ditch the butt, and start back into the house, still running that quote through my head.  "its great. a classic line. i want it to be part of my legacy. its really how you would sum up your life, i take risks" im very happy with what i just said.  i open the front door and the first thing i see is the time on the stove. spititualist say that seeing the 11:11 is god or the universe...i choose universe... inserting a talking point into your life. something you need to think about. something significant. i truely believe that.

a better way to eat cheetos..

you really need a glove on. no finger licking. no staining. no need to find a sink once you're done feeding...

Hmmm...hurdling thru space at 350 miles per hour encased in an aluminum weiner. Im not all that crazy about this anymore. Can we just stop here?

this really rubs me the wrong way...

i guess the ballerina "double" for natalie portman is crying foul now, saying she wants credit for the dancing she did in the movie.  youre a damn body double. you got paid for your work. you have no business trying, now, to say you were wronged because it wasnt obvious that you did the dancing. shutthefuckup!

its wheels up at 1...

wisconsin here i come, ready or not!

this is for you joe...

helen mirren on saturday night live last week.

wtf???

the hollywood hills are solid bedrock...

thats why they can get away with this kindof construction in an earthquake zone. i mean look at this...this thing is dangling over a cliff on stilts.

i didnt know...

that mark zuckerberg was doing print ad modeling now. doesnt this dude look like mark zuckerberg??

yale university slapped with title IX sex discrimination lawsuit...

this is one of the women claiming sexual harrassment. who the hell is sexually harrassing this frickin ugly bahdonkadonk?  no one, thats who...

umhh..

i just created this anacronym for myself. others may use it, but you MUST fit the parameters. upwardly mobile hot homosexual. have at it bitches!

how awful this was...

i just finished this fucking paper. i worked like a crazy person all morning. i had to deconstruct a poem about the vietnam war, and anal eyez the themes. in mla style. and cite my work.  bulecch...how fucking boring...

this is my life...

real housewives of miami..

hollywood forever cemetary crypt #1205

this is about as close as you can get to it...

you have to go way up in beachwood canyon. way deep, way up in there...

griffith park observatory sighting yesterday...

orbit of your anus

i know you love it you little piggy...