this is a great story...

those kids who were just pulled from the ocean near new zealand? familys thought they were dead cuz its been a month they have been lost at sea in a dinghy, basically. well, they get rescued, and turns out they were drunk, and untied the dinghy and tried to sail it to a nearby island to hook up with a chick. that would be such a bummer to wake up with a hangover adrift on the open sea...