i hope michelle bachmann wins the republican nomination...

that would let barack obama do alot of golfing during the campaign. he deserves that.

hb lucy!!

i don't get it..or them, rather..

it took me awhile to figure out that this is rachael maddow. i'm not sure i like her as a 13 year old boy. this makes me question lesbians even more...

the express lane @ the grocery store...

should not be determined by the number of items. it should be set by time consumed." if your transaction will take more than 4 minutes to complete,  you will need to get the fuck out of this line "