SURPRISE!!!!

im going to be 49 this year and i've never been thrown a surprise birthday party.

oprah winfrey gets an oscar...finally...

best actress, season finale. scripted crap, but she played it well.

bill clinton...

i'm so glad he's still running this country, he's a smart man.

prescription drugs scattered everywhere...

the wal mart in joplin missouri was blow apart by a tornado. there were alot of powerful prescription drugs in the pharmacy. do you suppose there are people out looking for vicodin and morphine laying around on the ground?

does anyone know...

if you got sucked up into a tornado, what would be the exact cause of death? suffocation? does your head explode from pressurization issues? do they find your body in one piece or is it everywhere?

breaking news...oprah winfrey is drunk right now...

her final show was taped today. they wrapped about 2 hours ago. that bitch is drunk right now.

omg...

the manhattan project...

factoid...it was a real concern, initially, that detonating a nuclear device would set the earths atmosphere on fire.