thanks alot paula deen...

i made bread pudding yesterday with a receipe i found online from paula deen. it was so sickenly sweet, i threw it in the disposal. the blades will probably get a cavity just from grinding that shit up.

ok..im hooked on the real housewives of miami now...

this is marysols' mother. she, alone, is worth it.

bring in the special forces...

this is going to be a jim jones/peoples temple thing all over again only on a MUCH larger scale if we don't go in there and take him out

tranny burger?

seriously..thats the first thing thru my mind when i read this. tranny burger. turkey burger came next. maybe im watching too much of rupauls drag race...

the amazing michael lohan...

in a statement to reporters yesterday after lindsays court hearing, michael lohan said the jewelry store "tricked" lindsay into taking the necklace.

i don't want to sound like werner erhard here, BUT...

11:11 has something to say about what is happening in the mid-east right now.  11:11 philosophy says that now....THIS time period on this earth, is when a new, higher state of consciousness will start to take hold of people... bring about change within the world. change for the better. people are starting to question why, and why not, and move toward a more fulfilling and profound sense of themselves. i'm delighted to be on the cusp of it. it's all good. right time/right place.

really...

el pollo loco today. ive never been thanked for being inconvenienced before. how special...

judge joe brown

i got a letter yesterday from the producers of the judge joe brown show. they want me to put my small claims case on the show. i gotta call them monday morning and check this out. they tape right down the street at sunset gower studios. ill probably do it because they guarantee that ill get paid within 30 days if i win and i also get paid an appearance fee.