if casey anthony had been convicted...

she would have gotten her ASS kicked in prison for killing a kid.  now that she won't be going to prison, i'm not so sure that she'll be able to avoid that prison style justice. she's gonna get her ass kicked..or shes gonna get killed. girls got a rough ride ahead of her...

betty ford funeral today...

look at nancy reagan. she looks petrified

the lost penguin...

the penguin that recently turned up in new zealand, and had to be operated on because it ate sand thinking it was food? well, its doing well, and thanks to an international businessman, will be returned to antarctica sometime next year. here's the conversation the penguin has with his buddies upon his return..."i was in this strange place, and they put things up my butt, and put some weird probe inside me. then i woke up and found myself back here again...aliens..theyre real..."

i bet you one hundred million bazillion (cuz im pretty sure of this one) dollars that...

oprahs team is working on getting the first interview with amanda knox once she is freed from that italian prison.  its gonna happen, and oprah is too full of herself to not throw her hat in the ring...

i thought i wanted to be a reality tv star..

but ive come to the decision that i couldn't act that phoney all the time...

the kid should have kept running...

the more detailed story on the news this morning on this kid is that he is here undocumented and speaks no english. the argument he had with his stepmom that sent him running was that she told him he was going to have to learn to speak english. seriously, that was the argument. the kid should have kept running...back to mexico. that si riduculoso!

sometimes i pretend i'm christie brinkley..

if you want to walk like christie brinkley in "uptown girl" you have to set the treadmill to 3.8 mph

alcoholics can be very entertaining...

take ramona from real housewives of new york. she's always lit up. look at her eyes, man..she's lit up ALL the time!