a better way to eat cheetos..

you really need a glove on. no finger licking. no staining. no need to find a sink once you're done feeding...

Hmmm...hurdling thru space at 350 miles per hour encased in an aluminum weiner. Im not all that crazy about this anymore. Can we just stop here?

this really rubs me the wrong way...

i guess the ballerina "double" for natalie portman is crying foul now, saying she wants credit for the dancing she did in the movie.  youre a damn body double. you got paid for your work. you have no business trying, now, to say you were wronged because it wasnt obvious that you did the dancing. shutthefuckup!

its wheels up at 1...

wisconsin here i come, ready or not!

this is for you joe...

helen mirren on saturday night live last week.

wtf???

the hollywood hills are solid bedrock...

thats why they can get away with this kindof construction in an earthquake zone. i mean look at this...this thing is dangling over a cliff on stilts.

i didnt know...

that mark zuckerberg was doing print ad modeling now. doesnt this dude look like mark zuckerberg??