yale university slapped with title IX sex discrimination lawsuit...

this is one of the women claiming sexual harrassment. who the hell is sexually harrassing this frickin ugly bahdonkadonk?  no one, thats who...

umhh..

i just created this anacronym for myself. others may use it, but you MUST fit the parameters. upwardly mobile hot homosexual. have at it bitches!

how awful this was...

i just finished this fucking paper. i worked like a crazy person all morning. i had to deconstruct a poem about the vietnam war, and anal eyez the themes. in mla style. and cite my work.  bulecch...how fucking boring...

this is my life...

real housewives of miami..

hollywood forever cemetary crypt #1205

this is about as close as you can get to it...

you have to go way up in beachwood canyon. way deep, way up in there...

griffith park observatory sighting yesterday...

orbit of your anus

i know you love it you little piggy...