l. ron hubbard had quite an imagination...

he was a science fiction writer, not a religious leader. how did his fantasy stories become a religion? i'll tell you..taxes. forming a religion saved having to pay taxes on the book profits. genius. religious doctrine? are you fucking kidding me??

i don't know alot about tsunami's...

but i'm pretty sure you can ride the wave on a surfboard, from hawaii all the way to gilligans island...and back again.  i saw that on a tv show once, so it must be true.

great white count off california coast..

new report in says that there are approximately 200 great white sharks living off the entire coast of california. apparently, its not a great place for a great white.  200 or 200 thousand, no matter...it really only takes just one....

two and a half adults...

i think they should recast charlie sheen. put in jenny mccarthy and call it two and a half adults. mix it up and have fun with it. if they put another male in there to take over sheens role, you will get maybe 6 episodes of curiosity viewers and then it will get cancelled midseason. shit..its going to get cancelled anyway so why not do something outrageous to serve as a final bookend to the show. or do nothing and wrap it up now.

suri cruise is frickin 5 years old...

why does this kid still have a pacifier in her mouth?  maybe she inherited her fathers oral fixations...

this dumb bitch...

just got kicked out of celebrity rehab by dr drew. he told her her only addiction was to drama and told her to leave. 

i find it hard to believe that..

either oprah or her "team" didn't put this together.  behind the scenes season 25 on OWN IS fascinating, BUT reality television doesn't always put people in their best light, and from a PR perspective, showing what oprah is like behind the scenes is not a good idea.  i've watched all of the episodes, and i come away with it that oprah is quite arrogant. she refuses to accept that she might be wrong about something, and she is REAL phoney with alot of people. yeah, the show is interesting..ratings gold for a new network, but... my opinion of miss winfrey went right in the toilet because of it.

check out what time that first train to union station pulls out...

thats my kinda ride