not all feminine washes control odor...

this is from a vagisil commercial. the female announcer says that she just found out the "hard" way that not all feminine washes control odor. what is the "hard" way to find out your vagina is smelly? if we believe the actors in this spot, the hard way is by having one of these women in the background tell you to your face, and then laugh about it, that your cootch is rotted out. that would be kinda hard to take, i guess...

the lamp shade..

is finished..finally. it is my design and execution. i think it looks fabulous!

smart move, kamofie jewelers...

kamofie is the jewelry store in venice where lindsay lohan apparently pulled off the alleged heist. they just sold surveillance video of lindsay shopping in the store to entertainment tonite for thirty grand. the only time that video has any value is now, before a verdict is given. once she is found guilty or not guilty, the video doesnt mean anything anymore, and therefore has no value to anyone. kamofie only stands to retrieve the value of the necklace, which is two thousand dollars. big deal.  free press on entertainment tonite?..priceless. thirty grand for the video?..amazing.  i would have done exactly the same thing.  bravo kamofie!

when i first heard this, i thought it was silly, but...

the more i hear about what happened, the more it sounds bad for prince andrew...i get the concern.  prince andrew apparently knows a registered sex offender in florida. big deal, i thought. the reality of it is that prince andrew flew from england to florida to celebrate the child molesters release from prison on sex charges. it also appears that the pervert also paid off a sizeable chunk of fergies debt. knowing a pervert is one thing..i know ALOT of perverts, but, if my mother was the queen of england, i would NOT be flying across the pond to celebrate a chomo's release from the pokey, AND allow myself to be photographed with one of his underage hookers. BAD judgement call all the way around andy...scrutiny deserved!

mike huckabee picks on natalie portman...

for being pregnant and unmarried. what an asshole...typical republican.

mitra made an interesting comment..

about the oscars. she noticed not too many women wearing necklaces. she thinks its because of the lindsay lohan incident. jewelers and or actresses are gun shy about taking jewelry on loan.

just remember...

its not kittys fault!

so christina aguilera is in the west hollywood jail right now..

her boyfriend was driving and got pulled over this morning. he got arrested and charged with dui. she was too drunk to be released on her own, and did not have anyone to come pick her up from the jail. really? where's her fucking publicist or her agent? they couldnt come get her to avoid this embarrassment?  i would get new representation christina...