t h e... H o l l y w o o d R e p o r t e r
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professionally manipulated observations on politics, media and celebrity as i see it from my teetering perch just below the hollywood sign

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Hard Time On Sunset Blvd

by Scott Benedict.  Random House here i come..

breaking bad..

im reminded of an episode of breaking bad where two tweekers steal an atm and then cant get it open. one of them gets under it someway and it ends up falling on his head, crushing it like a melon.  breaking bad is a great show. you better call saul!!

smart crooks..

two men in la habra last night stole an atm out of a busy restaurant.  dressed in coveralls, they rolled in with a dolly and wheeled it right out.  first sign of trouble didnt come until the service provider noticed the electronic connection was off, so they sent out a tech.  tech calls from the location and sez "the fuckin machine is gone!"  restaurant owner was like "i dunno, i thought you guys came and took it..."  i love a thinking man...

really..

billboard on hollywood blvd. i mean, really...cum ho?

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

the chasen will takes another turn..

the niece who was left only $10 has spoken out and she said her aunt ronnie was her favorite aunt and that she loved her very much.  she goes on to say that the $10 disbursment is a "family secret" and involves her career as a writer.  hmmm..what could that mean...ill have to think on this one a bit, but im sure ill come up with a logical reason...stay tuned

could be a warren buffet kindof thing..

warren buffet gave his kids "enough money so that they could be anything they wanted to be but not so much money that they could afford to be nothing."  maybe ronnie chasen saw talent in her niece as a writer, and knew that if when she died her niece would become an instant millionare and probably never write again.  that would be cool..

my point being..

you know, i totally get whats going on with this universe we live in, i mean from a spiritual perspective, like with god and all that.  i get it.  and you know what, it has nothing to do with jesus.  he's just a way to explain it.

nbc news special report..

obamas on the air right now and he just called republicans political terrorists who held americans hostage in order to get tax breaks for the rich.  obama said he had to negotiate with them because its always  a good idea to negotiate with terrorists when the hostage is in imminent danger.  very interesting analogy.  im not all that comfortable with the word terrorist being thrown around, but i like his point.