helen thomas is at it again!

god love her.  she's 90 years old and has seen it all. she doesnt give a crap anymore and calls EVERYBODY out this time.  says all of the US is owned by jews..congress, the white house, hollywood and wall street.  calls them smart cuz the jews know how to put their money where their mouths are.  seriously, she just ripped this off at a speaking engagement in michigan yesterday on anti arab bias in the media.  shes a hoot, i love her...and...she's right

primordial soup...

im studying my chapter on the endocrine system today and you know that hypothalumus gland is a strange looking piece of equipment.  the whole human body on the inside is kinda gross and creepy looking. and wet. and it moves. very plausible to me that we, as human beings, crawled up out of a swamp...

the real reason i did it..

was purely selfish. i helped out, and i in return, would appreciate help back.  from the universe.  little old man today trying to get across sunset in a wheelchair. the way he was creeping along you could see 5 minutes to cross would have been a conservative estimate.  i grabbed his wheelchair by the back handles and leaned into him and said "let go of the wheel, i got you." and i pushed him across and up on the sidewalk and said "there ya go" and went on my way down vine street to get my carpet cleaner and some new shooz.

hollywood/vine metro station..

ceiling of metro station at hollywood and vine.  its all empty film reels.

HD is trippy...

 HDTV is amazing. i was standing in front of it watching nightly news and felt that if i just collapsed forward, i would land right in brian williams lap..

pie stuffing..

i baked a pecan tartlet into a dark chocolate cupcake.  god, i love sugar!

charles manson is losing it...

if i were charlie, and i had unrestricted acces to a telephone, i would have called like the LATimes or something and said there was a bomb in the building or something like that.  i mean, really, and opportunity like that wont come around again, and why waste it?  id have done it BIG!

i wonder if he ever had to hide it in his butt...

prison officials discover that charles manson had a cell phone...