you're ALL racists...

due simply to the fact that separate races DO exist makes everyone a racist.  There is NO ONE who can HONESTLY say that they do NOT nor have they EVER had a preference for one over the other....ever.  There is no workaround on this, accept that you are a racist, and move on.

snowflake meryl streep goes full retard at the golden globes...

so that part about " when the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose."  that was about what hillary and the dnc did to bernie, right??  i thought so as the meryl streep i remember wasn't an elitist hypocrite...

i jumped the gun...

by stating in a previous post that the koran was a continuation of the holy scripture, the bible.  that is incorrect and it took further discernment of information to conclude that i used the incorrect word to describe what the koran actually is.  it is not a continuation but rather a corruption of holy scripture.  you have no idea how deeply i regret this error on my part.

when in rome.. dont do like the romans did...

we need to do it better, we need to do it faster and we need to start now...  .. or the fat lady is going to sing.  that should be clear.

i see an opportunity here for the millenials to rebrand themselves...

to the millenials...take the bernie sanders ball, and you hit it harder than anything youve ever hit in your life and you send that ball so far over that center fence that there can be no doubt about who won the game.  the world is trembling right now, holding its breath, frightened of what could come to be in the US.  if its the millennial vote that puts bernie sanders in the white house, they will never have to endure hearing  words like selfish and lazy, entitled or unmotivated.  those world war 2 veterans will have to surrender their title of the "greatest generation" to these millenials for they will have saved the planet.  i believe we are perched on a very grave precipice in this country and a clinton in the white house will be the dagger to the fine ladies heart.  lady liberty will succumb to the decades long, slow corrupt assassination by a 1000 cuts that has been brought upon her by those with no conscience, whose greed has rendered them blinded and no longer worthy of the gifts she once represented.  do it millenials, get bernie in the spot where he can facilitate the beginnings of the change. its almost too late but not quite, we have one more election cycle to do this...fix the system for all of us and i firmly believe that your grandchildren will  talk about this  when youre in your 70's 2016  what gramma and grandpa did  in that 2016 election that saved the country and the world.  if not for the rebranding opportunity, then do it for this.  the global warming issue is worse than you are being told.  1975 was the year to take action and we didnt.  imagine beautiful planet earth looking like the surface of mars. hot, dry and barren.  continue to do nnoting and THAT is less than a generation away.  get off the sofa and vote..for your LIFE, we are honestly at that point in history where there exists that possibility that there will be no more history if this gets fucked up.

would someone please just punch hillary clinton in the face already???

i can't even watch these debates anymore it enrages me so to see her lie about bernies character and his record in the arrogant and entitled way she does.  it's especially disgusting coming from a woman asking for privilege she has not earned. not THIS woman, please, god save us....

anthony weiner commits suicide...

can i just go on the record and predict that eventually anthony weiner is going to knock himself off?  his political career over, and if i were his intelligent and beautiful wife, i would leave him, he'll be a broken man.  a man who let his weiner lead him down a path of self destruction

i almost wet my pants...

the one american hiker, to me, looked gay...

now that i see his first interview, he looks and sounds gay..and real bitchy, too

an open letter to the attorneys for dr. conrad murray...

from what i can decifer through google, your firm is handling dr. murrays defense. i have a story for you. my neighbor recently was relating a story to me about a time he was in the hospital recovering from surgery of some sort. he was on a morphine drip for pain. he told me that when his nurse left him, he pinched the plastic tubing at the morphine source between his thumb and forefinger and slid it down the tube toward his arm. he delivered a huge shot of morphine to himself and overdosed immediately. they brought him out of it, but the nurse got fired because the hospital had no idea he had  done this. it was thought the nurse acted improperly. if michael jackson was on a propofol drip, why couldnt the drip have stopped for some reason which would have snapped him out of it. he would be awake now and might just decide that he can knock himself back out again the same way my neighbor did. he was a drug addict. drug addicts do shit like that. he could have delivered a lethal dose of propofol to himself  this way.  im just a guy who watches tv, and was wondering if you have thought of this.

kirstie alley sounds wasted...

i hope michelle bachmann wins the republican nomination...

that would let barack obama do alot of golfing during the campaign. he deserves that.

hb lucy!!

i don't get it..or them, rather..

it took me awhile to figure out that this is rachael maddow. i'm not sure i like her as a 13 year old boy. this makes me question lesbians even more...

the express lane @ the grocery store...

should not be determined by the number of items. it should be set by time consumed." if your transaction will take more than 4 minutes to complete,  you will need to get the fuck out of this line "

edward

texting...

i had this text conversation with a buddy today about money, and then it turned to dick size on black men. he said not all big, i said i know. i said that must be rough to know that you disappoint everyone the first time they see you naked because you KNOW they expect to see a big one.

i am a parent to my own inner child...

so the next time someone asks me if i have any children, im going to say yes, i have one..it's me..

new hampshire teenager goes missing this week...

i think she ran away. to the dentist...

lesbians are just dickless men...

i'd have an attitude problem too if i had been born without my boy junk...